An open bottle of chardonnay doesn’t last long in our midst.
The grit on the carpet likely came in on bike tires.
Illustrations appear in random places without warning.
Our obsession with 4-legged furry creatures might be a little over the top.
Talk of video games is ubiquitous among the nerds.
The staff at Darby’s know a lot more about us than just our names.
We never shut up about food unless our mouths are full of it.
If there were laws against sarcasm, puns, and dad jokes, we’d be running this business from prison.